The #WhoIsFat Weigh-ins - Tom vs. Bert

Who is The #WhoIsFat Weigh-ins - Tom vs. Bert?

This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience podcasts with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 894 (https://youtu.be/gw_jzesLHVw) & 895 (https://youtu.be/5r-vP3N2uAg), also available for download via iTunes & Stitcher (http://bit.ly/2hRme7u) (http://bit.ly/2j85Xgs).

Topics and Timestamps

• 01Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer do official weigh-ins to settle who is actually fatter
• 02The weigh-in becomes a competitive and hilarious roast session between the two comedians
• 03Bert and Tom discuss their eating habits, weight fluctuations, and fitness attempts
• 04Joe Rogan moderates the weigh-in process with scale readings and commentary
• 05The episode spans JRE 894 and 895, creating a two-part saga of body composition comedy
• 06Both comedians make jokes about their respective body types and lifestyle choices
• ▶Official weigh-in begins with Tom stepping on the scale first0:15:30
• ▶Bert's weight is revealed and the trash talk escalates dramatically0:22:45
• ▶Tom makes a joke about Bert's eating habits and lifestyle choices0:31:20
• ▶Comparison segment where Joe contrasts their body types side by side0:38:15
• ▶Final verdict and conclusion of the weigh-in competition0:45:00

The Show

What started as a simple question about who's actually the fattest between Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer turned into one of the most entertaining segments of the JRE experience. Joe Rogan decided to settle this debate once and for all by bringing a scale into the studio and making it official. The energy was pure comedy gold as both comedians stepped up to be weighed with zero shame and maximum trash talk.

Tom and Bert went back and forth roasting each other about their respective body compositions, eating habits, and fitness routines that clearly weren't working for either of them. The scale became a weapon in their comedy arsenal, with each number reading leading to another round of jokes. Joe sat back and let the chaos unfold, occasionally interjecting with observations about their physiques and lifestyle choices.

What makes this segment so entertaining is that neither guy takes himself seriously. They're not defensive about their weight, they're not trying to make excuses, they're just leaning into the absurdity of two successful comedians on a major podcast literally competing to see who's fatter. The banter flows naturally, the jokes land hard, and you can tell they're genuinely enjoying the ridiculousness of the moment.

The weigh-in became such a big deal that it sprawled across two full episodes (894 and 895), which speaks to how engaged everyone was in the bit. This is peak JRE content where the topic is simple but the execution and personalities make it legendary. Tom and Bert's chemistry, their willingness to roast themselves and each other, and Joe's genuine curiosity about the whole thing created something that comedy fans still reference.

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