JRE 0 ยท January 4, 2017

Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard

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Who is Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard?

This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast 895 with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer (https://youtu.be/5r-vP3N2uAg), also available for download via iTunes & Stitcher (http://bit.ly/2j85Xgs).

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Topics and Timestamps

  • 01Tom Segura shaves Bert Kreischer's beard live during the podcast
  • 02Bert is nervous and anxious about losing his iconic facial hair
  • 03The guys joke about Bert's appearance and what he'll look like without the beard
  • 04Tom takes his time with the shaving process, building suspense and humor
  • 05Bert's reaction ranges from reluctance to acceptance as the beard comes off
  • 06The crew discusses how different Bert looks without his signature beard
  • โ–ถTom suggests shaving Bert's beard0:00:00
  • โ–ถBert expresses hesitation and concern0:05:00
  • โ–ถTom starts the actual shaving process0:10:00
  • โ–ถBert sees himself without the beard for the first time0:20:00
  • โ–ถThe crew reacts to Bert's new appearance0:25:00

The Show

In this hilarious episode of JRE 895, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer engage in one of the most memorable on-air moments of the podcast. What starts as casual conversation turns into Tom actually shaving off Bert's legendary beard right there in the studio. Bert's iconic facial hair has been part of his comedy brand for years, so when Tom suggests taking it off, there's genuine tension and humor in the moment. Bert goes back and forth between being willing to do it and expressing real concern about how he'll look without it.

The shaving itself becomes a comedic event with Joe and the guys riffing on what Bert will look like underneath all that beard. There's a lot of banter about his actual face, jokes about whether he'll be handsome or if the beard was doing all the heavy lifting. Tom methodically works through the shaving process while Bert processes what's happening. The whole thing captures that spontaneous energy that makes JRE so entertaining. It's not a scripted bit, it's just three comedians in a room making each other laugh while literally changing Bert's appearance in real time.

What makes this moment work is that it's clearly something Bert never expected to happen when he showed up that day. His genuine reactions to seeing himself transform add layers of comedy that go beyond just the physical bit. By the end, everyone's laughing at the results and Bert's forced acceptance of his new look. It's the kind of random, unplanned moment that defines the best JRE episodes where anything can happen and often does.

Best Quotes

โ€œDude, I don't know if I'm ready for thisโ€

โ€” Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard

From the JRE 0 conversation with Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard.

โ€œYou're gonna look completely differentโ€

โ€” Joe Rogan

From the JRE 0 conversation with Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard.

โ€œThe beard was doing a lot of workโ€

โ€” Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard

From the JRE 0 conversation with Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard.

โ€œOh man, that's not what I expectedโ€

โ€” Joe Rogan

From the JRE 0 conversation with Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard.

โ€œI can't believe you actually did itโ€

โ€” Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard

From the JRE 0 conversation with Tom Segura Shaves Bert Kreischer's Beard.